Today at lunch, Isaac introduced us to his plans for two machines. One is a car, I believe, that has a button on it. When he gets older, he will push the button on the car and it will drive very, very fast to a nice person's house. He will marry that person. And he will call her "Mommy" and she can call him "Daddy". Ruby told him that the Mommy can call him "Isaac", but he wasn't to be persuaded. =)
Oh, and the other machine? What was it? See, I totally need to write things down right away. =P OH! It has to do with training his dog. Yes, that's it. He is going to have a machine to train his dog so that his dog won't be mean to his kids. All 11 of them. After the dog is trained, Isaac can then get some "sheepies". And I can come visit and ask, "may I pet your sheepies?" And Isaac will say "yes" and take me out into the pasture. For that is where he plans to live with his Mommy, 11 children, machines, sheepies, and dog. In our pasture. Ruby wanted to live in the pasture, too, but Isaac says there will not be room. His eyes lit up as he informed her that she could live in the woods by the bouncey tree so she can bounce whenever she feels like it. And, an added bonus that Isaac thought of, "YOU WON'T HAVE TO MOW!!!" Still, Ruby didn't like this idea. They settled on the idea of her living by the chicken shed. But not IN it, as Isaac suggested. He is planning on keeping his kids in a shed. So they don't get close to the fence. Or something. This kid and his ideas for caging up his children. Seriously. Where does he get THAT from? =P
David, oh, I mean "Alfred" is dressed up as a butler for work today. Including appropriate name-tag, "silver" (aluminum foil-covered) platter and goblet, tuxedo, white towel (he was supposed to borrow one of those from work), and painted-on handlebar mustache. Oh, yeah...he's a hottie! =)
And that is it for now!
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