When I was younger, I was the master of telling "Kimmie Jokes" also known as terrible questions that nobody would guess the "answer" to (meaning that if they DID guess it, I'd change the "answer"), ending with me giving the "answer" followed by hysterical laughter. My one mainstay was "Why was there bones on the moon?" "Because the cow didn't make it over!!!!!" *Insert Hysterical Laughter Here*.
The kids are telling jokes at lunch right now. Just heard this gem:
Ruby: "Why are there engines on the moon?"
Isaac: "Because the car didn't make it over."
Ruby: "CarS. Because there were engineS".
The creator of Kimmie jokes is so proud.
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